Cash Is Universal

Dirt, grime and horny rhymes. That's what skanky crew boys are made of. Sugar, spice, and lots of cash orders...that's what crew girls are made of.

Girls and boys are treated very differently on crew. Boys are supposed to be tough, strong, fearless! They need discipline, rules and tough love!! Girls are delicate, lovely, and emotional. They need to be treated sweetly, and held to the highest standard of innocence.

You're probably feeling confused right now. What about all that other stuff you said before? The blinding contradictions of crew life are starting to catch up to you! Everything I said in previous posts about excuses and injuries is very real, and it applies regardless. Its just a smidge more harsh if you have a Y chromosome.

*Common Management Reactions*
Blank Drop:
Jack- What the fuck you worthless mother fucker?! GOD DAMNIT!! GET TO WORK!!!!!!

Jill- Come on sweetie, pull your shirt down a little more to show that cleavage and I bet you get five the next drop.

No Cash Orders:
Jack- What the fuck mother fucker? Did you fucking steal it? I know your ass has cash, piece of shit.

Jill- Pull your skirt up a little bit more and I bet he give you alll the cash he have. Shit, I bet he take you to the ATM and give you errrything.

Girls are special to crew because everything about them is a rare commodity. They shower every day, they dress cute, they smell nice and they always get cash orders. Its okay if Jill wants to pick up two cash orders real quick and take a nap. Its totally fine if Jill wants to pick up a cash order and then sunbathe in the park for the rest of the drop. If Jill only has three orders on the day, and they are all cash, you better believe shes treated like a princess. When I say treated like a princess, I mean shes thrown some shade for not having more on the day, but its less of a capitol crime as long as she smiles pretty and hands over the cash.

That is why Lisa, myself and the rest of the girls usually got away with everything.

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